I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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