The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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