We're like a lot better than the average bears
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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