Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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