That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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