): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I will be naked everywhere
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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