How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We have started to decorate penises.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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