3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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