But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
