I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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