you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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