addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He felt like a one man threesome
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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