Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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