i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
