Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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