Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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