I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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