I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The uberlube is also flammable
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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