I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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