So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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