Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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