Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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