Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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