How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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