it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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