She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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