i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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