He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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