that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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