i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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