If i come over, it means nothing
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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