there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
ok first of all what the fuck
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