i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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