woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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