just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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