love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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