well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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