I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I wish i was in the wii world.
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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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