I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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