Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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