you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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