i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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