He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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