You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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