office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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