you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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