I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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