Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Help. Why am I so naked?
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