I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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