Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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