There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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