Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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