Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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