This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i think my cat just said my name.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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