thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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