what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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