My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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