I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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